Today I visited both places in Detroit worth visiting. The John K. King used & rare bookstore and Joe Louis Arena. With that out of the way, I might go home early. I picked up Bukowski’s Post Office (at the Wayne State bookstore, not John Kings) and have been laughing too hard to sleep.
Two crackpot talks at the Astronomy session today. The first fellow looked normal enough for a physics meeting, where the crowd featured grunge geek students, beard-and-suspenders unix gurus, typical variations on the unkempt gangly professor, and the guy you thought might have been a crazy homeless man until you saw his pocket-protector. The crackpot, with tweed coat and cheap tie, had a vague resemblance to Stewart Smalley, except his legs were about 35% too short for his body. So short, that you first wonder if they are functional, perhaps accidentally truncated. His low-sagging belt didn’t help this impression (he must have forgotten his suspenders). He seemed to have relevant things to say about the WMAP data analysis, applying his experience in MRI imaging to the situation. Then, when gently provoked by the moderator, he let loose a minor tirade which climaxed in concluding that the Sun’s Planckian spectra proves it is a solid.
The second crackpot, the final speaker of the session, was an exquisitely ancient fellow in a well-pressed suit and a posture of defeat. One doesn’t often see the most senior physicists at these sorts of meetings, unless their face is on the poster. Even then, they are usually more animated. These are gatherings for young up-and-commers to up-and-come in your face. So this gentle old gentleman, looking distinguished yet confused, took the stand with some anticipation. He proceeded to read his carefully crafted notes with the calm cadence of a historian narrating the significance of some forgotten relic. Except his topic was an eclectic cosmology which made no sense. I had no chance to make sense of it, as he spent too much time relaying the whimsical names he gave to various unobservable features of this cosmos, rather than giving us any idea what the purpose of the whole thing was. All this time I wonder: what is an octogenarian doing dreaming up crazy, pointless cosmologies? That business should be left to bitter grad students and a bag of weed.
Red Wings lost in overtime, 3-2.